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The little drummer boy strikes again.
Bridgeport, Conn., police arrested Michael Smith, 47, in October for
breaking into Holy Ghost Deliverance Church. Smith explained that he was
passing the church, spotted a drum set through a window, and could not
restrain himself from trying it out. According to a Boston Globe report,
officers found Smith "in a spirited solo after the church's alarm system
went off."